Postado 23 March 2023 - 22:21
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Eddie, em 23 March 2023 - 10:27, disse:
https://www.sportske...k-morty-creator
Antes de o defenderes...
Postado 23 March 2023 - 22:55
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.schrute, em 23 March 2023 - 22:21, disse:
Não o estou exactamente a defender, antes a condenar o típico julgamento sumário em praça pública, prática comum nos dias de hoje.
Editado por Eddie, 23 March 2023 - 22:56.
Postado 23 March 2023 - 23:01
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Sim mas esse julgamento foi feito com base nas mensagens.
Ele é um weirdo.
Postado 23 March 2023 - 23:09
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Não tinha conhecimento dessa faceta dele. De facto, pelas mensagens, é um depravado, mesmo... Há coisas que nem se devem pensar, quanto mais escrever e comunicar.
Postado 24 March 2023 - 09:53
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Write me an episode of rick and morty that satirizes Harry Potter.
Title: Rick and Morty: Wizard School
FADE IN:
INT. SMITH HOUSE - KITCHEN
Rick is at the kitchen counter, sipping coffee, and Morty enters.
Morty: Hey Rick, what's going on?
Rick: Morty, you're just in time. I've been working on something. Check this out.
Rick pulls out a wand from his lab coat.
Morty: Whoa, Rick, what's that?
Rick: It's a wand, Morty. I've been experimenting with some magic spells. I think I've cracked the code.
Morty: Magic spells? Like in Harry Potter?
Rick: Yeah, like Harry Potter. But with fewer kids in robes and more explosions.
Morty: Uh, I don't know, Rick. Magic seems kind of dangerous.
Rick: Come on, Morty. Live a little. I'm going to teach you how to cast spells.
Morty: I don't know, Rick. I have a bad feeling about this.
Rick: Nonsense. It's just like science, but with more hocus-pocus. Watch this.
Rick waves his wand, and a pile of dirty dishes disappears.
Morty: Whoa! How'd you do that?
Rick: Magic, Morty. Magic.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
EXT. WIZARD SCHOOL - DAY
Rick and Morty enter a wizard school. The school looks like Hogwarts, but with a few key differences.
Rick: Morty, welcome to Wizard School.
Morty: Whoa, this is just like in Harry Potter!
Rick: Yeah, except the students aren't constantly endangering each other and nobody's trying to kill the headmaster. At least, not yet.
Morty: This is so cool! What do we do first?
Rick: First, we need to get you a wand. Luckily, I know a guy.
Rick leads Morty to a back alley, where they meet a shady-looking wizard.
Shady Wizard: Hey, Rick. What can I do for you?
Rick: I need a wand for Morty here.
Shady Wizard: Sure thing. How much you got?
Rick hands over a wad of cash, and the Shady Wizard hands Morty a wand.
Shady Wizard: Enjoy, kid. And be careful with that thing. Magic ain't no joke.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. WIZARD SCHOOL - CLASSROOM
Rick and Morty sit in a classroom, where a wizard teacher is writing on a chalkboard.
Wizard Teacher: Now, class, we're going to learn a new spell today. It's called Wingardium Leviosa.
Morty: Oh, I remember that one from Harry Potter!
Rick: Yeah, except this time, we're going to use it to blow stuff up.
The wizard teacher casts the spell, and a feather rises into the air.
Wizard Teacher: Now you try.
Morty tries to cast the spell, but nothing happens.
Wizard Teacher: Hmm, maybe your wand needs more power. Have you tried chanting "Expelliarmus" while you cast the spell?
Morty: Expelliarmus? What does that even mean?
Rick: It means you're supposed to disarm the other person. But don't worry, Morty. You won't need that spell in this class.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. WIZARD SCHOOL - HALLWAY
Rick and Morty walk down a hallway, where they see a group of wizard students picking on a muggle student.
Muggle Student: Please, leave me alone!
Wizard Student 1: Aw, what's wrong? Are[/color]
Wizard Student 2: Is the little muggle afraid of a little magic?
Muggle Student: I'm not afraid, I just don't have any magic.
Rick: Hey, what's going on here?
Wizard Student 1: None of your business, old man.
Rick: I think it is my business. You're picking on someone who can't defend themselves.
Wizard Student 2: What are you going to do about it, huh? Wave your wand and make us disappear?
Rick: Actually, I was thinking of something more explosive.
Rick pulls out his wand and casts a spell, causing a huge explosion that knocks the wizard students back.
Wizard Student 1: Whoa, what was that?
Wizard Student 2: I don't know, but let's get out of here!
The wizard students run off, leaving the muggle student alone.
Muggle Student: Thank you so much! How did you do that?
Rick: Magic, kid. Magic.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. WIZARD SCHOOL - CLASSROOM
Rick and Morty sit in class, where the wizard teacher is grading their assignments.
Wizard Teacher: Morty, you did a great job on your spell casting. You're really getting the hang of this.
Morty: Thanks, it's all thanks to Rick.
Rick: No problem, Morty. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions.
The wizard teacher hands Rick his assignment.
Wizard Teacher: Rick, I'm afraid I can't accept this. It's just a drawing of a portal gun.
Rick: What? But that's my signature move!
Wizard Teacher: I'm sorry, Rick. This is a wizard school, not a science fiction convention.
Rick grumbles and puts his drawing away.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
EXT. WIZARD SCHOOL - NIGHT
Rick and Morty walk out of the wizard school, carrying their wands.
Morty: That was so much fun, Rick! Can we do it again?
Rick: Sure, Morty. Just let me check my schedule. (pulls out his portal gun) Ah, I see I have an appointment in another dimension. Want to come?
Morty: Yeah, let's go!
Rick opens a portal, and they both jump through.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
Editado por azadelta, 24 March 2023 - 09:54.
Postado 09 November 2023 - 15:01
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Grande tribute band que esta nova temporada me saiu. Espero que acabe tbh.
Postado 09 November 2023 - 15:50
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.nate, em 09 November 2023 - 15:18, disse:
Vinha pronto para te desancar com a mesma opinião
Postado 10 November 2023 - 09:21
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azadelta, em 09 November 2023 - 15:01, disse:
Grande tribute band que esta nova temporada me saiu. Espero que acabe tbh.
Explica.
Postado 10 November 2023 - 10:31
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Luis, em 10 November 2023 - 09:21, disse:
Acho que o nível da escrita parece alguém a tentar fazer humor no estilo do Rick and morty.
Acredito que o Justin Roiland dava um tom mais rough ao guião quando fazia as vozes e isso perdeu-se nesta temporada. A escrita ou o que passa para fora está muito pior nesta temporada.
Postado 11 November 2023 - 09:33
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azadelta, em 10 November 2023 - 10:31, disse:
Acho que o nível da escrita parece alguém a tentar fazer humor no estilo do Rick and morty.
Acredito que o Justin Roiland dava um tom mais rough ao guião quando fazia as vozes e isso perdeu-se nesta temporada. A escrita ou o que passa para fora está muito pior nesta temporada.
Ah, já entendi. Fui nabo e não tinha percebido o "tribute band".
Já tinha baixado as expectativas porque, como falámos aqui há bastante tempo, mesmo com o Justin. a qualidade já não era a mesma. Os episódios com as galinhas, as cobras, etc foram simplesmente horríveis.
Esta até não estou a desgostar de todo. Mesmo não tendo a qualidade do passado nem storylines como a citadel.
Postado 24 December 2023 - 10:08
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S07E08 - Se não quiserem ver das piores porcarias algumas vez feitas, evitem este episódio. Está com 4.4 no IMDB.
Postado 08 January 2024 - 11:03
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Luis, em 24 December 2023 - 10:08, disse:
S07E08 - Se não quiserem ver das piores porcarias algumas vez feitas, evitem este episódio. Está com 4.4 no IMDB.
Está bastante mauzinho de facto.
Pontos positivos: acho que os novos actores de voz foram bem escolhidos; alguns episódios que até têm bom nível. Pontos negativos: há ali dois ou três episódios que são completamente insultuosos. Considerando todas as circunstâncias, acho que está tolerável, e continua a ver-se bem.
Editado por Eddie, 08 January 2024 - 11:03.